oh god fucking help me, where am i?

Very cute. I watched this with my wife while shitting in my adult diaper.

How could this be!!!

When I first played I was an alcoholic, but now I'm still an alcoholic cause that was two days ago.

Changed my life for the worse

Where's the sex?

If you think about it, Gargoyles are just overgrown Bats.
Too bad we can't find out if Gargoyles are related to Bats because I'm pretty sure they've all went extinct by now.

I'd love to wear these types of outfits to conventions and convenient stores but I'm unfortunately a 43 year old bearded fatass who's gonna get police called on him if he dares leave his house in these. Damn bastards.

vampires ate my fucking sandwich